Advice and critics take the time to punch your ticket
Through a long short life full of ticker tape agenda
Tell Tale games followed by new Star Wars drivel
Allows for rehashing bravo sierra gameplay it’s a mitt full

It’s time for revolving eighty bones to take the sidelines
Eight or ten to have a time unlike the likes of all those crimes
Tunes local, independent and very hard to beat
He said it best, lifestyles of the famous, tell your friends and then we’ll eat

De-extinction is our new reality
As they bomb the poor, Olympics on the tv
It’s the only channel left on rabbit ears
Dedicated to the athletes and their rich folk tears
They say we’ll have a woolly mammoth in our lifetime
The way of the dodo is back in NY Times
Private companies play sun, someone must be paying
It’s cute! It’s huge! It died and it’s alive again!

There may be no cash left, but it’s the time we’ll all remember
While they justify assault from their thrones behind the lawyers
Ho boy how the system’s been shattered
As if any of the talent or the true artistry mattered, boo-urns

Never has the soap been less unscented
Have to order from a friend and fly the product arrives dented
Costs an arm and a leg but none of the beauty bar chem trails
Hours of her time but the freshness beats the stale drug store sales

Dereliction to the planned obsolescence
Our devices now the 8’s out, but does an upgrade make sense?
Time of day usage, don’t you dare go use the dryer
The pennies that we save will stretch at Canadian Tire
Tape up all your injuries, and get back out there!
This helmet will keep you in the game until you can’t bear
The pain and the dizziness, you got your bell wrung
Rotational violence is the new tune of commercials sung

Our controllers and our people have more triggers than ever
At least we still hold close conditioning competitive behaviour
Teleport another hundred years instinctive degradation
Idiocracy’s the optimistic result of temptation
Allegiance to a man you’ve seen a thousand times on tv
Gives me the heebie jeebies full of sparkling graffiti
There must be a way to fix it, this must be our rock bottom
Committed we’ve become we’re joined in life’s asylum

Did you see the new donuts with the pancake on top?
I’ll do anything to get the new record she just dropped
4-letter word, stream, trim the blossom, it’s a stem
Something old was out there but we’ll make it come alive again
Off I go to Montreal, call me if you need something
How would you get it if you’re in Montreal?
Oh, I have my ways my friend
Eat your winter Wheaties, appreciate graffitis
Both tangible and physical, for now I have a long drive